February 2012
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candaulesova replied to your quote: I am a jug filled with water both magic and plain.
I haven’t read it yet, but I really should. I’ve loved the title forever.
I read it all in one sitting today if that means anything.
it’s only 98 pages long but that’s not going to stop me from telling everyone “I read a book in one sitting today.”
“I’ll hop, skip and jump in that pussy for awhile but let her go as soon as...”
– horrible-smelling white guy with dreadlocks on the bus. I don’t even want to contemplate what the fuck he means by this.
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“I am a jug filled with water both magic and plain.”
– Bohumil Hrabal, Too Loud a Solitude.
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I forgot how much I love the word "vytvořit."
that is all.
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I was thinking, so far this semester I haven't...
so this morning I didn’t go.
the professor is gone next week so we have a guest lecturer in to talk about gender. SURPRISE: SHE’S A WOMAN. of course male professors wouldn’t lose precious man time over such frivolous discussions; they hire a woman to do it.
anyway so basically I decided to take a two-week hiatus from the intellectual historiez.
the funny thing is I’ve...
contemplating going to bed at 8:30.
the sleepyz, I has them.
the cool thing about working all the time though
is I have $2,000 in my savings account.
well, $2,020.77 to be exact.
all of the awards to me, please.
some things.
Míša got an e-mail from someone at UW, who was contacted by some Czech person who is doing genealogical research and found some distant relatives who moved to the Midwest in the 19th century, but he speaks no English and they speak no Czech. why you would want to catch up with people who are essentially strangers but share some ancestor who moved away almost 200 years ago is beyond me, but...
candaulesova asked: Also, sort of tangentially related, or not really, I was assured today that pot koláče and buchty are a thing. I should have figured as much...
I need to stop drinking.
so I can stop having hangovers.
I need to stop having hangovers.
so I can stop ordering burritos.
I mean the place is right down the street and I consistently make them deliver. it’s embarrassing.
this is the first time I've been home in 18 hours.
fuck.
everything.
*p.s. IT IS 2:24 A.M.
just got home from work.
I have to be back there in 8 hours.
I do not like the back-to-back shifts. it just feels like I never ever leave work. like the time I spent at home sleeping was actually a daydream and I’ve just been at work forever and ever and ever. this is really going to be exacerbated tomorrow because directly after my shift ends I have a work party to go to. FACK.
this is only tangentially related...
take a screenshot of your desktop rn and then...
astationaryjew:
liquidiousfleshbag:
kitteh-neon:
elleeldritchunderground:
ipomoeaandthestarstealers:
oldfilmsflicker:
all the task management in the world and I’m on Tumblr.
from Věra Chytilová’s Sedmikrásky/Daisies, one of my favorite films. this has been my desktop for three years… I could probably use a change.
weird things Colonel Meowmers will eat #43:...
shit’s spicy, brah. you are going to regretttt thaatttt.
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it's so hard to get up when the Colonel is being...
I woke up at 7, but, cats.
I made the mistake of reading a study abroad blog...
under a picture of a Cubist building in Prague she writes “Budapest is the only city in the world with cubist architecture like this.”
then she posts a picture of her paddleboating the Vltava and calls it the Danube.
k you know you’re not actually in Budapest, right?
some honorable mentions:
“apparently Prague invented Pilsner.” nope. that would be Plzeň/Pilsen....
Ellen just texted me a photo of a squirrel eating...
why can’t I stop laughing
what is air
“She bought an ice cream truck — what have I done with my life?”
– Maddy cries over daytime talk shows.
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this is the birthday that never ends.
today Maddy and I went to my place of work for brunch. this is the first meal I’ve eaten since Maddy and I got falafel for lunch… two days ago. I got the potato pancakes obviously.
everyone who I didn’t see on my birthday was wishing me a happy birthday, then Kim brought me sugar cookies which I thought were my “free birthday dessert,” until later she brought me a...
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finally found my 2012 resolution.
the Naked2 is miiiine
or it will be shortly.
I just ordered it with my gift card.
I also ordered my free birthday present from Sephora, which is this expensive lip balm that I’ve already tried and didn’t like. but Maddy’s birthday present from Sephora was the Philosophy vanilla cake bodywash, which I use pretty much exclusively and she hates because we’re opposites, so we’re trading.
I...
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eating food is so great, isn't it?
I mean I wouldn’t know.
it’s what I’ve heard.
haven’t had any in about 36 hours so maybe I’m just being nostalgic about the past.
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carlovely replied to your photo: well, now that that’s done, it’s time to light…
BABE!
aw, schmanks! it’s not every day I receive compliments from internet celebrities ;)
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comicsansalwaysscreamsfun replied to your photoset: ready.
vavavavoom
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kakakakaycee replied to your photoset: ready.
gah you look so pretty! love the makeup! i know i commented on facebook, but i like this first picture a lot! haha
oh you guyyyyyyys. it’s too bad my birthday’s over and I have no excuse to continue indulging in vanity. but I wish I did.
my neighbor left water and toast outside my door.
OK, I won’t hide all your rocks today.
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my mother said she almost got me the Naked2 but she remembered my saying that I was almost out of self-tanner so she got me the card so I could decide.
since when did my mother start actually listening to me??? like, my actual words…? or is this like Invasion of the Body Snatchers?
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also I need to decide which eyelashes to wear...
I don’t think you want to know how many I have to choose from.
my parents got me a Sephora gift card in the exact...
today has been literally the most perfect day.
bacon and mimosa breakfast.
flower delivery.
school, whatever, that was OK.
made and ate strawberry cupcakes while online shopping and actually thinking to myself “no, don’t buy the Naked2 palette, it’s too expensive.”
my first ever massage, which was amazing, and also kind of felt like I was being prepared for...
